Dumb People Town
By: Feral Audio
It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). Dan Van Kirk, the Sklar brothers, and other famous comedians riff off these real life news stories.
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This week, Tiffany Haddish (Girls Trip) comes on Down to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Tiffany about being a part of one of the summer's biggest hit films. In Story #1, a woman puts out a fire that has engulfed her boyfriend, in the most natural way possible. Tiffany explains the smell of our ancestors, and tells stories of scatological revenge, going on a swamp tour with Will and Jada Smith, and wikiFeet. Story #2 is the tale of a McDonald's playpen that's cleaner than average, and Story #3 brings us the growing trend of women using ground-up wasp nests for the purpose of genital rejuvenation. To wrap it all up, a new segment: Judging Dan. Don’t miss an episode! Subscribe @ hyperurl.co/dumbpeopletown Like what you hear? Check out View From The Cheap Seats @ smarturl.it/cheap Oh! Check out our survey @ smarturl.it/feralsurvey
This week, Tom Segura drives his truck down to Dumb People Town while half-naked. The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk discuss Tom’s new album “Mostly Stories,” including Tom’s “Scared Straight” bit and its real-life repercussions. In Story #1, a burglar attempts to board a spaceship, and we meet a lawyer who’s just trying to best serve his client. We also hear stories about Randy’s expired passport, the drowned rat in Jason’s pool, and banana rats (!?) at Gitmo. The group discusses Tom and Christina Pazsitzky’s podcast, Your Mom’s House! Story #2 brings us a man who sends sex workers to his neighbor’s house...for years. And Story #3 is the tale of a desperate man on a beer run. To top it all off, a phone call from Steven Avery to his potential new legal counsel.
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Doug Fager (Roast Battle) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a family-owned sunflower farm is permanantly closed to the public after way too many instagrammers show up.
This week, Esther Povitsky (Alone Together, Glowing Up) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story 1, Starbucks customers are shocked when a man kicks his way through the ceiling. In Story 2, a man puts a 6-year-old mcdonalds cheeseburger and fries up for sale on ebay. In Story 3, a couple, high on bath salts, mistakes fireflies for alien lasers.
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Matt Price (Regular Show) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a burglar breaks into an escape room and can't find his way out.
This week, the King of Podcasting, the venerable Paul F. Tompkins returns to Dumb People Town! Story 1 brings us a heated brawl that ensues when McDonald's worker has had enough with water cup shenanigans. In Story 2: an unusual case involving a stolen car. Story 3 is the tale of one man's abrupt reality check with regards to Planet Fitness judgement-free zone.
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Brendan Walsh (Do You Know Who Jason Segel Is? podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a topless woman drives a stolen front-end loader across town.
This week, Roastmaster General Jeff Ross joins the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a pair of scared train-hoppers seek out help from 911 dispatchers. Then Jeff and gang discuss the new season of Roast Battle, the art of roasting, and what it was like for the Sklars to roast each other for the first time. Story #2 features an impressively airborne minivan. Story #3 is the tale of a stolen aquarium involving a motorcycle.
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Dave Ross (Suicide Buddies) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested after robbing a jewelry store, cutting himself in the process, and leaving his blood all over the scene of the crime.
This week, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We F****d podcast) return to Dumb People Town with the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk! In Story #1, a cheating boyfriend is busted by a Jimmy John's delivery guy. In Story #2, a woman drinks her dog's still-hot urine and claims it has fixed her acne. In Story #3, a man is arrested after giving his drivers lisence to the teller at the bank he was robbing.
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jay Light for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a shark drags a woman in to crocodile-infested Australian waters.
This week, Ben Schwartz joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, an SUV is torched for being too loud. In Story #2, someone calls the cops to complain that he had been sold bad drugs. In Story #3, a man is arrested for fighting his own reflection in a bar window. Check out Ben's movies An Actor Prepares and Blue Iguana, out this August! And stick around at the end of the episode for a taste of Daniel's new podcast, Pen Pals with Daniel & Rory!